At one point in my life, I believed I was part cat. Need I say more?

slihgtlydyslexic:

vuls:

prepare for high school then prepare for college then prepare for your career then prepare for retirement then you’re dead 

then prepare for skeleton war

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(via caseyanthonyofficial)

obsessedwithspn:

coolsail:

shavingryansprivates:

methlabrador:

everybodys dad has a weird obsession with something

 saving people

hunting things

the family business

(Source: mattressblowoutsale, via ugly)

palestass:

ted tells a joke

(via thatonegayotaku)

shavostars:

mrsmiawallaces:

This Vine gives me life

I’m reblogging this again, because this gives me life and a will to live even in the darkest hours.

(via thatonegayotaku)

pussyclestroyer:

sexting like

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(via greed)

nekus:

(EXTREMELY OBNOXIOUSLY LOUD YELLING) WHEN YOU WALK AWAY. YOU DON’T HEAR ME SAY PUH LEEAAAAAAAASE (EXTENDS HAND) OH BAAAABYYYY. DON’T GO (BRINGS HAND TO CHEST) SIMPLE AND CLEAN (TOUCHES SELF) IS THE WAY THAT YOU’RE MAKIN ME FEEEEEEL TONIGHT (MAKES FIST IN FRONTA FACE THEN PULLS DOWNWARD) IT’S HAAAARD TO LET IT GO (DRAMATICALLY SHEDS TEAR)

(Source: minccino, via milesjai)

supersmashthestatebros:

no Santa, they’re not gifts, they’re jifts.

(via shouldnt)

greed:

lord jesus 

greed:

lord jesus