At one point in my life, I believed I was part cat. Need I say more?

green-satan:

this movie was a masterpiece 

(Source: jetpacksunrise, via shouldnt)

tuhree:

fvkstyles:

"Get in the car princess, daddy’s taking you shopping."

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"Daddy’s has to work hard today so he can spoil you later."

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"That’s right baby doll, swing the mallet just like daddy showed you."

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"I’m in a rush little one, whatever you want just charge it to daddy’s credit card."

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(via caseyanthonyofficial)

stmungos:

theshipqueen:

friend: you speak french?
me: yeah
friend: say something in french!
me: je suis venu ici pour passer un bon moment et je suis honnêtement sentir si attaqué dès maintenant

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(Source: magicconchshelly, via coluring)

parkingstrange:

jacobae-shaddix:

Do you ever just see a cute selfie of a person you don’t follow and just kinda

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oh my god

(via orgasm)

ivies:

today I went to olive garden and there was a man wearing a fedora behind me and my mother whispered to me “why is that man wearing a hat we are indoors I don’t understand” and he whipped around with all seriousness and said “twilight sparkle came to me in a dream and requested that I wear this crown for the duration of the evening” and me, not knowing what to do just said “ok” but then the guy started laughing and he was like “I’m just kidding I just like hats”

(via thatonegayotaku)

weavemunchers:

being alone with your friends parents

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(via greed)

lkua:

straight white men

(Source: jazzrobot69, via thefinestlad)

  • harry potter:

    you're the weak one. you'll never know love, or friendship. and i feel sorry for you.

  • voldemort:

    i came out to have a good time and i’m honestly feeling so attacked right now