At one point in my life, I believed I was part cat. Need I say more?

bromar:

*goes to england*

me: excuse me, what time is it?

brit: time wots that m8?

*big ben chimes*

everyone starts to count the bongs on their fingers*

brit: OI IT’S 7 BONG

(via coluring)

twlboaj:

eva-420:

please stop reblogging this post

gno

twlboaj:

eva-420:

please stop reblogging this post

gno

(via asian)

pun-master-general:

daenerys-dragonborn:

koolnet:

tittily:

send this to your crush with no context

i sent this to my crush and he said “that churns me on”

husband him

You had butter not mess it up with him.

pun-master-general:

daenerys-dragonborn:

koolnet:

tittily:

send this to your crush with no context

i sent this to my crush and he said “that churns me on”

husband him

You had butter not mess it up with him.

(Source: themadthadder, via zackisontumblr)

tawnks:

blastortoise:

blastortoise:

My dick is pi inches long

This is fucking me up a bit because like that means my dick is not bigger than 3 inches but yet it’s infinite like wtf

no it just means your dick is irrational and people hate it

(Source: jizeru-jueru, via coluring)

bitchface12345:

eyebrow gaps are better than thigh gaps reblog if u agree

(via shouldnt)

sixpenceee:

And it is this life insurance commercial called Silence of Love that breaks me down into tears, each and every single time I watch it. I wish I was joking but I’m not. It’s terribly sad. (Watch it Here)

literallytrash:

itssexualhour:

My parents are both pastors and once I was fucking this one dude who’s dad was the pastor of the rival church and he whispered ‘talk biblical to me’ so i started reciting Psalms  23 and we ended up getting into a competition of who could recite the most bible versus before they cummed

you need less jesus

(Source: itssexualhour, via milesjai)

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fakedean:

I don’t know anything about Night Vale but this is beautiful

fakedean:

I don’t know anything about Night Vale but this is beautiful

(Source: sickassbonedragon, via sixpenceee)